from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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