You work out of a Hotel?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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