WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
pray to the hookup gods
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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