I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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