love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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