My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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