You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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