i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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