yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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