he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You are a genius and a whore.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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