I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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