dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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