Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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