I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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