Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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