So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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