Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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