the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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