I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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