You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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