i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So here I am, sexting at work.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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