My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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