Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Randomize
