Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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