is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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