The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Randomize
