how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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