I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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