we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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