He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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