Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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