No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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