Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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