we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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