I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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