she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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