question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
my sisters under your porch take her home
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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