i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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