He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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