Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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