Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Its about making memories worth repressing
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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