Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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