is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Is Oprah even human
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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