And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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