i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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