Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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