ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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