ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
There are leaves in my underwear?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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