I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Girls should come with a carfax report
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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