Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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