Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Did I show you my penis last night?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
