so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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