hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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